Milk Boycott

A letter from the desk of Gabriella Rose Holt...

To Whom It May Concern:
That includes you too, Pita & Mimi. This has been brewing for a while, but today I am officially declaring an all out milk boycott. Please do not attempt to serve me milk in any vessel or combination as that makes me very angry. No bottle, no sippy cup, no water bottle, no glass cup, not with a straw, not strawberry milk, not chocolate milk- nada!! Also, don't try to lie to me and tell me it's water when I can perfectly well see from the opacity of the cup that it most certainly is milk. As you've noticed, I have no problem calling you out when you lie to me.

I will, however, continue to accept my weekly McDonald's milkshake after swim lessons. Love those! Also, there will be times when I will drink milk when I am with my friends and peers to "fit in" and consequently, make you look bad. That is just part of my charm:)

I am not concerned about my calcium consumption, as I still very much like my yogurt and cheese products. I am sure I will be fine. But if you'd like to give me vitamins, I prefer the gummy bear variety.

Please allow me time to get over my disgust of milk and I am sure one day I will come around and drink it again. I am bored of fighting the same battle with you over and over and over again. Get a life, people.

Sincerely,
Gaby Holt